our 40 yr old virgin-esque moment via IM
we nearly wasted each others afternoon on the subject. hence the stereotype, i still went to the thrift store afterwards.
pam: hey chris, what are you doing this afternoon?
chris: ah probably hittin up the local thrift store for a change, havent been there in a while.
pam: ha! i remember the days when you werent a hipster, now youre in the running to become the offical posterchild!
chris: bah speak for yourself!
chris: you were prettier in your emo phase, now youre more like a 6.
pam: fuck u!! im more likely to get out of this phase than you mister hipster fo lyfe!! :P
chris: o rly? you want me to fed-ex you a pair of stripper heels now or do you wanna wait for xmas?
chris: just dont let lindsey lohan beat you to it.
pam: lmao but youre still more of a hipster than i am :)
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: ???
pam: youre purposely going to that thrift store to find an ironic shirt to boost your inflated ego!
chris: uh huh...
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: you pawned all of your Feist albums the day her mac commercial came out and when "1,2,3,4" song became mainstream to the public!
pam: hahahaha
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: irony is your middle name!
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: you specifically want to marry a hipster whose last name begins with the letter R so you can have the initials PBR!
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: your last.fm account only scrobbles alternative and indie rock.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: an ordinary person wouldnt leave home without their wallet, you wouldnt leave without your black framed glasses, macbook and spare change for the local coffee shop.
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: we could walk into a crowded dive bar, and you can quickly pick out the first hipster and how many pairs of chucks they have based on the number of scuff marks.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: you throw way too many vegetarian dinner parties.
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: you consider yourself well cultured, but have a vice to a pop culture outlet.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: you participated in the hipster olympics.
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: you stopped wearing trucker hats because they were not cool anymore.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: youre going to school for liberal arts.
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: you ride a fixie.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: you go through so many shoulder strap messenger bags you even lost count.
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: you believe nyc and san francisco are the ultimate melting pots for hipsters.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: 2 words...URBAN OUTFITTERS!!
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: you consider the book "where the wild things are" a hipster domain, and youre already camping outside for the advance screening.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: you take minimalism to a new level by having less furniture in your crib than moby.
pam: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
pam: the urban dictionary's definition of hipster only displays a picture of you.
chris: you know how i know youre more of a hipster than me?
chris: you smite blatant comformists, AM radio personalities and authority figures just to name a few.
pam: my brain hurts now you idiot i cant think anymore!
chris: youre wasting my time on teh internets so we'll call it stalemate.
chris: i win by default which means youre the epitome of a hipster and color me old skool pretentious.
chris: btw you better take your leggings out of the dryer before they become too tight hahahaha
pam: bitch.
This is super funny.
May 27th